Special Features: Does not take any effort on the owner's behalf to cause boy to have a meltdown. Cut his chicken the wrong way? Meltdown. Give him milk that isn't hot enough (even though if you make it any hotter, it will burn his mouth)? Meltdown. Fluff the pillow the wrong way? Meltdown. Put the wrong episode of Bob the Builder on TV? Meltdown. Don't let him sit on the couch with a sopping wet diaper (yes, he still wears these to bed at night)? Meltdown. Put the wrong pajamas on him at night? Meltdown.
Extra Bonus Features: Meltdowns? They can last anywhere from 30 mins to 2 hours.
Return policy: May only be returned if meltdowns described above have not occurred within 2 weeks prior to return.
Price: FREE!
Customer Reviews:
ANH from LC says:
"Overall, a good boy but can be really annoying and loud sometimes."
JRH from LC says:
"Boy is great at sports and fun to hang out with most of the time. However, there are times when I want to ring his neck and I wonder what happened to the original boy we owned?"
WEH from LC says:
"Boy is very sweet sometimes. However, there are other times when I'm pretty certain no one on the planet could cause me to be more frustrated and generally want to run away and hide until the boy is out of the terrible 3 stage."
Caution: May result in strangulation (of both owner and product) if meltdowns continue.
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