The S*%t kids say

So, we're on our way home from WI (annual post to follow) and we're on the plane, walking to our seats as we pass by a man who happened to have somewhat of a "beer belly," we'll call it.  So, my son says (more like, yells) to me...


"Mommy!  That man must have a baby in his belly!!!"

I. NEARLY. DIED.